Second and third stupid jokes of the night. (first joke and punchline in previous post)

Question: Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Punchline: Someone told him to get a long little doggie.

Groan…

On to the final one

Question: When’s the best time to go to the dentist?

Punchline: Tooth-hurty

I will probably start up another contest this week, so if you think of any better punchlines for any of these jokes, keep them handy. Winners from last weeks contest announced shortly.