Comments for Mister Random

Comment on Future Programmer? by shane

shane — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 04:08:22 +0000

haha i like the things on the outside…..it took me about 5 mins. just to write all this because SHINY i mean theres stuff thats distracting around here like new pencil and shiny seahawks won today it was sweet!!!

Comment on Rauuuuuuul Ibanez…that’s right, 7 u’s by jacob

jacob — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 02:41:57 +0000

as many as possible.

Comment on Whack A Daddy by carol

carol — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 05:07:23 +0000

LOVELOVELOVE this game. It is much fun!

Comment on Week 1 Contest Update by Heather

Heather — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 03:27:06 +0000

My guess was ” a bacon wrap.” I had to come here to find the right answer. You are doing a great job!

Comment on Week 1 Contest Update by Dan

Dan — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 18:20:18 +0000

I honestly thought the answer to “What do you give a pig with a sprained ankle” was “a hockstrap”.

Comment on Dairy Queen, You Crossed the Line by jeremy

jeremy — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 01:29:10 +0000

i wish they did that up here, i would have some fun with them……

Comment on What a waste of a dollar. by James Un

James Un — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 02:42:40 +0000

It’s not an answer to the tortilla joke, but it’s an answer to the parrot one…
Q:”What is orange and sounds like a parrot?”
A: The love child of Gilbert Gottfreid and Carrot Top.

Then again, that might be a nightmare…

Comment on Tortilla Joke Contest by Mister Random » Blog Archive » Better punchlines on a popsicle stick

Mister Random » Blog Archive » Better punchlines on a popsicle stick — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 22:28:39 +0000

[…] be typing the answers right here in as near to real time as I can. I will be awarding prizes to the Tortilla Joke Contest on Wednesday both here on my blog and at tortillajoke.com. If any money is to be spent on jokes, I […]

Comment on Tight Rope Walking Tortillas by collin kennedy

collin kennedy — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 05:55:58 +0000

i just googled it too in order to save a buck! your post is really funny, but “fajita killing me!” is even better.

Comment on What a waste of a dollar. by Drake

Drake — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 04:08:05 +0000

for something to go along with burrito

“Ow! I stubbed my BurriTOE”

other stupid ones are

“NOTHING!!! It’s a burrito. Geeze”

“Oops”

“What am I your typewriter”