Category Archives: Random
Do Not Send Texts To Last Comic Standing
Continuing the tradition from last week’s episode of Last Comic Standing, here is the first installment of the three punchlines to the terrible jokes. Joke 1: What do you give a pig with a sprained ankle? Punchline: Oinkment Stay tuned … Continue reading
Better punchlines on a popsicle stick
While comparing the text message jokes from last weeks Last Comic Standing, I have realized that I have read better jokes from my popsicle sticks. I wouldn’t be surprised if someone over at NBC was eating a popsicle one afternoon … Continue reading
Dairy Queen, You Crossed the Line
Dairy Queen has this nasty practice of adding 50 cents to my bill if I pay with a debit card without notifying me in advance or allowing me to authorize the charge. I’ve become acquainted with the practice of charging … Continue reading
Tight Rope Walking Tortillas
Ok, so 6 hours ago I struggled to stay awake to clumsily add some thoughts about the Tight Rope Tortilla joke that was on Last Comic Standing last night. For those who didn’t want to spend a dollar or scroll … Continue reading
What a waste of a dollar.
So I was watching Last Comic Standing tonight and at the commercial breaks, they had these stupid jokes that they asked where you were supposed to send a text message to get the punchline. One of the “jokes” asked “What … Continue reading
New Year’s Resolution
I saw a challenge yesterday called the hundred day challenge. At first it looked like I just needed to come up with something that I have been procrastinating and that I want to get done within 100 days. That’s great. … Continue reading
Hey Pillsbury, You Ruined Mother’s Day
Okay so maybe this is a couple days late to bring up Mother’s Day. My sincere apologies to my readers…all 2 of you. So Mother’s Day morning was supposed to start off well with some Pillsbury Orange Rolls. I cautiously … Continue reading
6 Horse Power Lawn Mower
This week we had our lawn mowed for the first time in over 6 months. I kinda figured we were overdue after receiving a subtle hint in a text message telling me that Weed-B-Gone was my friend. After the lawn … Continue reading
Nonsensical gibberish
Well you’ve found my site. I am Mister Random. You can count on me for a healthy dose of nonsensical gibberish. Every once in a while, I may come up with something intelligent to say too, but don’t count on … Continue reading