While comparing the text message jokes from last weeks Last Comic Standing, I have realized that I have read better jokes from my popsicle sticks. I wouldn’t be surprised if someone over at NBC was eating a popsicle one afternoon when they read the joke about the the tortilla walking on the tightrope. [...]
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Dairy Queen has this nasty practice of adding 50 cents to my bill if I pay with a debit card without notifying me in advance or allowing me to authorize the charge. I’ve become acquainted with the practice of charging for a debit card transaction at places such as Taco Bell. They give [...] Ok, so 6 hours ago I struggled to stay awake to clumsily add some thoughts about the Tight Rope Tortilla joke that was on Last Comic Standing last night. For those who didn’t want to spend a dollar or scroll down to read yesterday’s post, the joke was: “What did the tortilla say when it [...] So I was watching Last Comic Standing tonight and at the commercial breaks, they had these stupid jokes that they asked where you were supposed to send a text message to get the punchline. One of the “jokes” asked “What did the tortilla say when it got to the end of the tightrope?” It didn’t [...] I saw a challenge yesterday called the hundred day challenge. At first it looked like I just needed to come up with something that I have been procrastinating and that I want to get done within 100 days. That’s great. That gives me 97 more days to procrastinate with 3 panic days to [...] Okay so maybe this is a couple days late to bring up Mother’s Day. My sincere apologies to my readers…all 2 of you. This week we had our lawn mowed for the first time in over 6 months. I kinda figured we were overdue after receiving a subtle hint in a text message telling me that Weed-B-Gone was my friend. After the lawn was mowed, I realized that my lawn now has the rare combination of being both [...] Well you’ve found my site. I am Mister Random. You can count on me for a healthy dose of nonsensical gibberish. Every once in a while, I may come up with something intelligent to say too, but don’t count on it. |
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