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I am in the process of adding a ton of new things to this site (if anybody even cares)

Facebook Down (and back up)

Ok, so with Facebook offline, how do I update my status to say I’m frustrated about Facebook being down?
Update–
Of course Facebook comes back online right after I blog about it being down.

New Facebook Apps

Over the next couple of weeks, I plan on publishing new applications on Facebook. I have one game in progress and a couple ideas for others. I will also create an application or two that will work (unofficially) with Mafia Wars to make it easier to send gifts among other things. Before [...]

Crazy Guy On the Bus

I make a habit of getting on the first bus that heads downtown in the morning. I’m not naturally a morning person, but I like being able to start my day in the office with nobody to interrupt me or keep me from getting things done. The bus also tends to be emptier [...]

Baby Geese Stuck on a Ledge

I’ve been amazed at how much news coverage there’s been for the ducklings in Spokane that were caught by a banker who brought them to safety.  Is it really that newsworthy? About 5 years ago, a goose laid six eggs right outside my office window on the sixth floor at a previous job.  After [...]

Got an iPhone as an impulse purchase

I am guessing that there aren’t many people who just randomly decided to buy an iPhone today. I got home and my wife and I grabbed our kids to pick up the phones.

A couple hours ago, I posted about buying 4 phones and not knowing what we would do with them. I changed [...]

Waiting in line for the iPhone

I am an erratically spontaneous person. I decided this afternoon to go to the Apple store to buy 4 iPhones. I don’t have AT&T cell service nor do I plan to, but I have plenty of time to figure out what to do with the phones after I get them. If it [...]

Last Comic Standing Stupid Text Message Jokes Week 3

Time again for another round of free punchlines to the $0.99 text message jokes from Last Comic Standing. I hope nobody is still paying for these.
Joke 1: Where does a general keep his armies?
Punchline: Up his sleeve-ies
Ok that one was absolutely terrible. Can this joke be fixed? If you think it can, [...]

Week 1 Contest Update

First of all, let me just say that I have been up since 4 am and it is now nearly 1 am and I am just a wee bit sleepy. My ADD pills have long worn off and I am starting to halucinate. I guess things could get interesting here as I am [...]

Last Comic Standing Text Message Joke 2 and 3

Second and third stupid jokes of the night. (first joke and punchline in previous post)
Question: Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
Punchline: Someone told him to get a long little doggie.
Groan…
On to the final one
Question: When’s the best time to go to the dentist?
Punchline: Tooth-hurty
I will probably start up another contest this week, so if [...]

Do Not Send Texts To Last Comic Standing

Continuing the tradition from last week’s episode of Last Comic Standing, here is the first installment of the three punchlines to the terrible jokes.
Joke 1: What do you give a pig with a sprained ankle?
Punchline: Oinkment
Stay tuned for more updates as well as winning submissions to last weeks contest. Before the end [...]