Category Archives: Bad Jokes

Time again for another round of free punchlines to the $0.99 text message jokes from Last Comic Standing. I hope nobody is still paying for these. Joke 1: Where does a general keep his armies? Punchline: Up his sleeve-ies Ok … Continue reading →

First of all, let me just say that I have been up since 4 am and it is now nearly 1 am and I am just a wee bit sleepy. My ADD pills have long worn off and I am … Continue reading →

Second and third stupid jokes of the night. (first joke and punchline in previous post) Question: Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? Punchline: Someone told him to get a long little doggie. Groan… On to the final one Question: … Continue reading →

Continuing the tradition from last week’s episode of Last Comic Standing, here is the first installment of the three punchlines to the terrible jokes. Joke 1: What do you give a pig with a sprained ankle? Punchline: Oinkment Stay tuned … Continue reading →

While comparing the text message jokes from last weeks Last Comic Standing, I have realized that I have read better jokes from my popsicle sticks. I wouldn’t be surprised if someone over at NBC was eating a popsicle one afternoon … Continue reading →

Ok, so 6 hours ago I struggled to stay awake to clumsily add some thoughts about the Tight Rope Tortilla joke that was on Last Comic Standing last night. For those who didn’t want to spend a dollar or scroll … Continue reading →

So I was watching Last Comic Standing tonight and at the commercial breaks, they had these stupid jokes that they asked where you were supposed to send a text message to get the punchline. One of the “jokes” asked “What … Continue reading →