Mister Random

Time again for another round of free punchlines to the $0.99 text message jokes from Last Comic Standing. I hope nobody is still paying for these.
Joke 1: Where does a general keep his armies?
Punchline: Up his sleeve-ies
Ok that one was absolutely terrible. Can this joke be fixed? If you think it can, [...]

First of all, let me just say that I have been up since 4 am and it is now nearly 1 am and I am just a wee bit sleepy. My ADD pills have long worn off and I am starting to halucinate. I guess things could get interesting here as I am [...]

Second and third stupid jokes of the night. (first joke and punchline in previous post)
Question: Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
Punchline: Someone told him to get a long little doggie.
Groan…
On to the final one
Question: When’s the best time to go to the dentist?
Punchline: Tooth-hurty
I will probably start up another contest this week, so if [...]

Continuing the tradition from last week’s episode of Last Comic Standing, here is the first installment of the three punchlines to the terrible jokes.
Joke 1: What do you give a pig with a sprained ankle?
Punchline: Oinkment
Stay tuned for more updates as well as winning submissions to last weeks contest. Before the end [...]

While comparing the text message jokes from last weeks Last Comic Standing, I have realized that I have read better jokes from my popsicle sticks. I wouldn’t be surprised if someone over at NBC was eating a popsicle one afternoon when they read the joke about the the tortilla walking on the tightrope. [...]

Ok, so 6 hours ago I struggled to stay awake to clumsily add some thoughts about the Tight Rope Tortilla joke that was on Last Comic Standing last night. For those who didn’t want to spend a dollar or scroll down to read yesterday’s post, the joke was: “What did the tortilla say when it [...]

So I was watching Last Comic Standing tonight and at the commercial breaks, they had these stupid jokes that they asked where you were supposed to send a text message to get the punchline. One of the “jokes” asked “What did the tortilla say when it got to the end of the tightrope?” It didn’t [...]