I’ve been amazed at how much news coverage there’s been for the ducklings in Spokane that were caught by a banker who brought them to safety. Is it really that newsworthy? About 5 years ago, a goose laid six eggs right outside my office window on the sixth floor at a previous job. After catching them from a sixth story drop, I published this stupid rhyme about the geese (but I didn’t alert the media).
A tale of 6 geese.
|Six Little Goosies Walking on the Ledge.||One Fell Off and Landed in a Hedge.|
|Angie Went to Get Him and Then She Said,”No More Goosies Jumping Off the Ledge.”|
|Five Little Goosies Walking on the Ledge.||One Fell Off and Bumped Her Head.|
|Tim Went Down to Get Her and Then He Said,”No More Goosies Jumping Off the Ledge.”|
|Four Little Goosies Walking on the Ledge.||Security Went out to get them and put them to bed.|
|We Sent Them to a Farm and the Farmer Said,”No More Goosies Living On the Ledge.”
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