Do Not Send Texts To Last Comic Standing

Continuing the tradition from last week’s episode of Last Comic Standing, here is the first installment of the three punchlines to the terrible jokes.

Joke 1: What do you give a pig with a sprained ankle?
Punchline: Oinkment

Stay tuned for more updates as well as winning submissions to last weeks contest. Before the end of the night, all contest entries will be posted to tortillajoke.com.

PS, sorry for being late. I know this was on 3 hours ago on the east coast.

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