Ok, so 6 hours ago I struggled to stay awake to clumsily add some thoughts about the Tight Rope Tortilla joke that was on Last Comic Standing last night. For those who didn’t want to spend a dollar or scroll down to read yesterday’s post, the joke was: “What did the tortilla say when it got to the end of the tightrope?” The severly overpriced $1 punchline was: “tos-TADA!”

Out of curiosity, I checked my website statistics because I’m a geek that way. The total number of unique visitors last month was 143. As of 6 AM pacific time, that stupid tortilla joke put my unique visitor count up to 176 for the month of June. A full 135 of those visits occurred between midnight and 6 AM. To those people who have discovered my disaster of a blog (still in development), welcome. With the demand of a stupid punchline that high, I think I will take one for the team each week and post all punchlines for the stupid text message jokes on Last Comic Standing to save you money. In fact I’ll create a category just for those stupid jokes right now. The punchline each week will be here: http://www.misterrandom.com/category/bad-jokes/

Now that I’m visualizing a tortilla on a tightrope again, I would like to ask two things of you. Number one: help me come up with a better punchline than tos-TADA. I’ve seen suggestions such as “That’s a wrap” or “that was chEASY” but I think we could come up with something better about a burrito or something. Got a good punchline? Post it in my comments and if I think it’s the best, I’ll paypal you $5. The other thing I think I need is a good image of a tightrope walking tortilla. If you’re a bored artist, send me an image of the tortilla in the joke in jpg or gif format. If it’s my favorite, I’ll put it on the border of my site and will paypal you $10. Can I really use paypal as a verb? I love verbing my nouns. Anyway, just feeling generous this morning. If I get any submissions, I will post them all and announce a winner after the next Last Comic Standing post. Submissions can be emailed to tortilla@misterrandom.com. Let’s say that the deadline is before Last Comic Standing airs next week here on the Pacific Coast.  Contest information here.

One more thing, thought this was funny. Six people got to my post last night with the search term: “what did the tortilla say?” and five with the term “tortilla tightrope joke.” Before today, the most popular search term leading to my site was “mister random” and I’ll bet four of those were from me. Before yesterday’s show I’m sure there were a lot fewer people who cared enough about what the tortilla said to turn to google to find out.

UPDATE: Went a little overboard and registered two new sites. The first is www.tortillajoke.com, dedicated to the stupid tortilla joke that inspired my last couple posts. The other site is www.wasteofadollar.com which will be more about not paying for stupid punchlines in general. Both are still under development but there is a little something on each already. Can’t have too much up there yet. I do still have a day job.

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