Monthly Archives: June 2007
Got an iPhone as an impulse purchase
I am guessing that there aren’t many people who just randomly decided to buy an iPhone today. I got home and my wife and I grabbed our kids to pick up the phones. A couple hours ago, I posted about … Continue reading
Waiting in line for the iPhone
I am an erratically spontaneous person. I decided this afternoon to go to the Apple store to buy 4 iPhones. I don’t have AT&T cell service nor do I plan to, but I have plenty of time to figure out … Continue reading
Last Comic Standing Stupid Text Message Jokes Week 3
Time again for another round of free punchlines to the $0.99 text message jokes from Last Comic Standing. I hope nobody is still paying for these. Joke 1: Where does a general keep his armies? Punchline: Up his sleeve-ies Ok … Continue reading
Whack A Daddy
A couple months ago, I was sitting on the cookie dough downstairs with my daughters. Cookie dough is the name they gave our love sac because it is roughly the same color and shape of the cookie dough that we … Continue reading
Week 1 Contest Update
First of all, let me just say that I have been up since 4 am and it is now nearly 1 am and I am just a wee bit sleepy. My ADD pills have long worn off and I am … Continue reading
Last Comic Standing Text Message Joke 2 and 3
Second and third stupid jokes of the night. (first joke and punchline in previous post) Question: Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? Punchline: Someone told him to get a long little doggie. Groan… On to the final one Question: … Continue reading
Do Not Send Texts To Last Comic Standing
Continuing the tradition from last week’s episode of Last Comic Standing, here is the first installment of the three punchlines to the terrible jokes. Joke 1: What do you give a pig with a sprained ankle? Punchline: Oinkment Stay tuned … Continue reading
Better punchlines on a popsicle stick
While comparing the text message jokes from last weeks Last Comic Standing, I have realized that I have read better jokes from my popsicle sticks. I wouldn’t be surprised if someone over at NBC was eating a popsicle one afternoon … Continue reading
Dairy Queen, You Crossed the Line
Dairy Queen has this nasty practice of adding 50 cents to my bill if I pay with a debit card without notifying me in advance or allowing me to authorize the charge. I’ve become acquainted with the practice of charging … Continue reading
Tight Rope Walking Tortillas
Ok, so 6 hours ago I struggled to stay awake to clumsily add some thoughts about the Tight Rope Tortilla joke that was on Last Comic Standing last night. For those who didn’t want to spend a dollar or scroll … Continue reading